Ben Affleck’s children seem to be slightly advanced for their age…
Who wants to know what Ben Affleck’s kids call his man parts?
To be honest, even he probably didn’t want to know.
But as his wife and the mother of his brood -Violet, six, Seraphina, three, and six-month-old Samuel - Jennifer Garner has explained, there are only so many different times you can be bothered to say the word “penis” in a day.
The 40-year-old actor called an emergency meeting with Jen after he learned she had taught the kids some slang terms for male genitalia.
Jennifer recalled: "The girls help a lot with diaper changes. At bedtime they clean their rooms and whatever and one day Ben came in and was like, 'OK guys, come on, there's a lot of junk here' and Sera goes, 'That's what mom says'. So he was like, 'What do you mean?' and she said 'You're the one with junk dad - your penis!'
"He was like, 'Can I see you in the kitchen?' He was like, 'Are you teaching our children to say junk?' And I said, 'How many times a day can you say penis? You've got to call it something!'"