Smelling like a dodgy sex den isn't appealing to most people - but then again, most people aren't Lady Gaga.
The wacky superstar is said to have ordered her minions to make her first scent smell like "blood and semen" - not the usual delicate fragrance notes you'd expect.
We're not sure if she specified whose semen, considering not all love juice is not equal, but we're certain the rumour alone could lead to some very dodgy homemade concoctions being worn by Little Monsters everywhere.
Gaga is expected to be releasing a scent later this year, produced by the same people who make David and Victoria Beckham's fragrances and Halle Berry's perfume.
Insiders predicted last year the fragrance would be "unusual". Seems that is now a total understatement.
Unfortunately, we bet there are plenty of Little Monsters who will be none to happy to smell like they've just lost their virginity or been locked in S&M hell.