Right, that’s it… enough is enough. I quit. Relationships anyway… What hope is there for us mere mortals if the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can’t make it?
Once again, they’ve allegedly split up. Angelina didn’t go to the Golden Globes, Brad went alone to the Haiti appeal.
The rumours around this one are thicker than whipped cream (let’s face it, this isn’t the first time they’ve allegedly called it quits). Here’s a few doozies:
- They are soon going to meet a lawyer to divide up their cash. - Angelina will keep the kids. - Brad is fed up of Angelina’s depression since her mum died (three years ago) - Brad was recently seen with his ex Jennifer Aniston. - They’re buying an island to put their many adopted kids on. The elephant they adopted however, has to be returned.
Okay, I made the last one up.
Either way, expect a media storm around this one. Magazine covers, interviews galore and probably a session on Oprah’s couch.