There are loads of knobs at Nova but only one of them is up for sale ... and it can be yours for the bargain price of $800.
The knob, which broke free from its studio shackles last year, raised the ire of the Nova Engineers who attached a note to it saying something along the lines of "how could this broken knob go unnoticed and unreported. It is worth $800".
Yikes. But it still hasn't been fixed.
So instead of fixing it, we've decided to auction it off on eBay to see just how much Nova's Knob is worth on the market.
This is our eBay ad:
"State-of-the-art audio volume regulator knob, as used in professional metropolitan radio studio environment.
"As new, knob only (buttons not included), titanium/graphite composite, as used in several unimportant parts of space shuttles.
"Probably touched by Delta Goodrem, Jessica Mauboy, one/all of the Young Divas, (Anthony Callea couldn’t reach it), a cast member of Home And Away, and upward of ten Big Brother housemates.
"According to leading technical experts in the radio field, this knob wholesales at $800 AU. We feel with the value added of celebrity touch, $1 is a bargain basement reserve price. Get in quick. There are only 10 left in the building here at Nova Brisbane and they are hard to steal due to stringent video surveillance."