Russell Brand has revealed his top tips for sex and success to those who want to live life like him.
The Brit comedian and star of Get Him To The Greek has bedded hundreds of women, including Katy Perry, and had a few insights for Ryan, Monty and Wippa’s Rusty look-a-like producer Tom Ivey.
Tom is constantly referred to as “three Russell Brands” on the show but wanted some tips on how to better embody the former sex and heroin addict Brand.
These are the tips Russ gave him:
See the video here.
1. Language.
“It’s necessary to be verbose, loquacious, use language artfully and beautifully – not to be succinct – but to use language floridly and wonderfully. Liquid rivers of language caressing the thighs of young women.
“There is a philosophy and the philosophy comes from the great thinker and writer Oscar Wilde, the Irish writer. Repeat this in your head everyday: ‘Any man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one, it’s all he’s fit for’.
2. Gestures:
“If you raise the arm making of yourself a balletic poise worthy of Baryshnikov (a Russian ballet dancer).”
3. Sex:
“If you see a woman, try and have sex with her. If they’re in a relationship right then, just don’t bother, don’t waste your time. Pursue the sex. But don’t pursue it in a clumsy way like all moist, you’ve got to be elegant. So glide towards the adventure within ‘em. These women – here’s the secret – love orgasms. If you can offer them that, you’re in luck.
So there you are, go forth and prosper Rusty wanna-bes.
Photo: Cameron Stewart
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