“It’s necessary to be verbose, loquacious, use language artfully and beautifully – not to be succinct – but to use language floridly and wonderfully. Liquid rivers of language caressing the thighs of young women.
“There is a philosophy and the philosophy comes from the great thinker and writer Oscar Wilde, the Irish writer. Repeat this in your head everyday: ‘Any man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one, it’s all he’s fit for’.
“If you raise the arm making of yourself a balletic poise worthy of Baryshnikov (a Russian ballet dancer).”
“If you see a woman, try and have sex with her. If they’re in a relationship right then, just don’t bother, don’t waste your time. Pursue the sex. But don’t pursue it in a clumsy way like all moist, you’ve got to be elegant. So glide towards the adventure within ‘em. These women – here’s the secret – love orgasms. If you can offer them that, you’re in luck.
So there you are, go forth and prosper Rusty wanna-bes.