Want Snooki to come to your high school formal? That'll be a lazy US$20,000 thanks.
Fancy having Pauly D spin the discs at your next party? Stump up $20,000 thanks.
Feel like having Ronnie mix up some of his signature Ron Ron Juice for your next BBQ? You'd better have between $12,000 and $20,000 available.
Yep, that is how much the juicehead guidos and guidettes from hit reality television show Jersey Shore are commanding for public appearances these days.
Revealed in a US tabloid, the figures jump markedly if you want to see The Situation's abs in the flesh as he's getting $100,000 to fist pump on Dancing With The Stars.
Can't afford all that? Then go for a cheaper member of the cast. Vinny charges $6000 an appearance and Angelina comes in for a bargain $5000. The sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet Sammi will cost you $15,000.
The formerly poufy-haired one - Snooki - said despite their fees the cast were not as hard partying as the show makes out.
"I think no one knows how we really are," she said.
"We have, like, different sides. Obviously you see us on the show we party, we do this, and we do that. But outside of the show, we're very quiet."