Katie Price might be a bestselling author, but she made it clear on Twitter this week who does the writing for her.
The surgically enhanced walking headline has defended her latest book Paradise in a Twitter spray riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.
Without actually saying anything much, she made it clear her mystery ghostwriter does all the heavy lifting when it comes to picking up a pen.
She Tweeted: "isnt if funny the online newspaper sites are so negative an put me down but dont print the POSITIVE truth that my book is number 1 PRICKS."
Following up with: "i love filming my show at least it shows the real me an the truth!!! an yes i moan at paps when there not WELCOME."
Um, that would be "they're" as in they are. We won't even get started on the use of "an".
Katie's latest novel is number one in England after less than a week on the charts.
It is about wannbe popstar and glamour model Angel Summer who dumped her football boyfriend to move to Hollywood where she is living with her new flame, an American baseball player.
Katie, also known by her alter-ego Jordan, launched the tome in a swimsuit with Paradise plastered over her gigantic boobs.
She later ensured she'd get plenty of publicity by saying she felt children with divorced parents had it good because they got more presents.
Maybe she'll use some of the profits from the book to go back to school.
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