Serial trashbag Ke$ha is desperate to date Nova producer Tom Ivey, after admitting a fetish for Russell Brand look-a-likes.
The outspoken singer recently revealed her left-of-centre taste in men to This Is London.
"I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don't want someone who's going to steal my moisturiser," she explained while describing her perfect man.
"My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men... I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect."
Funnily enough, Nova has just the bloke for her.
Ryan, Monty and Wippa producer Tom Ivey is regularly mistaken for Russell Brand and even received lessons on how to be more Brand-like from the man himself!
Check out the video here.
And Tom told us he'd be into the love match: "I would date Ke$ha because it means I wouldn’t have to watch my weight any longer."
We can hear the wedding bells now!
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