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Kerley's Russian Love Affair

Kerley from the Nova Top Ten broke the cardinal rule of spam emails by responding to one from a "russian bride". But "she" also responded. Follow the adventure below.

You can also check out pics of Kerley's Russian bride "Elmira" here!

ORIGINAL EMAIL

To: James Kerley
Subject: Hello my new friend

Hello my name is ELMIRA.
I got your e-mail in the agency of acquaintance.
They gave me your e-mail but I don't know anything about you.
I am looking for a decent man for real relationship.
I am single, I have never been married, I dont have children.
I want to meet a kind and decent man with whom I will be happy.
I am not a racist, I respect all races, but I ask you, if you have black skin, please, dont answer to me.
Please, write me what country and city you are from.
As for my character - I am romantic, love nature, animals, music.
Write me please to my personal e-mail xxxxx [at] xxxxx [dot] com (xxxxx [at] xxxxx [dot] com)
I will answer you back and send you photo of mine.
Elmira.

KERLEY'S RESPONSE

From: James Kerley
Date: 8 October 2010 8:08:29 PM AEDT
To: xxxxx [at] xxxxx [dot] com ( )xxxxx [at] xxxxx [dot] comSubject">xxxxx [at] xxxxx [dot] comSubject: Hi

Hey Elmira,
So nice to get your letter.
It's been a lonely year 2010. Really Lonely.
I'd rather not say what skin colour I am, but first get to know you a little.
What's your favourite movie?
Do you like dogs?
What's your favourite season?
Jimmy K

ELMIRA'S RESPONSE

From: Elmira
Date: 8 October 2010
To: James Kerley
Subject: Re: Hi

Hello my new friend.
It is very pleasant for me to receive your letter.
I waited for it with excitement and now I am happy to see it. I like your attention,
I very much appreciate your attention.
I was not sure if you will write to me, but I hoped to receive your letter, and waited for it.
Now I have received it, I am very glad to it. I now sit in front of the computer and I do not
 know from what words to start to write to you. I am confused and I hesitate.
Well, I will tell a little about me and if I am really
interesting to you you will answer me, and we will develop our acquaintance..
Ask me questions, and I will answer them.
At first I should tell to you that I live in Russia. I hope that it will not push away you
from our acquaintance.
I wish to tell to you about me directly.
From the beginning I wish to tell that I know about men from the Internet which get acquainted
with girls, for the sake of entertainment, just not to be bored and ask naked photos from girls.
Girls fall in love and send to them naked  photos.
You should understand, that I am very serious in creation of our  relations with you, and
I will never send naked photos to you.
I will be frank in all letters. I will demand the same relation to me, on the equal
rights, men and women. I hope, that it is clear for you.
Now I will tell what I represent as the person. I am 31.
I have grey-blue eyes, you can see me on a photo, I almost do not use cosmetics.
I do not like to use a lot of cosmetics. My height is 168 centimetres.
I am an open girl for all conversation. I have never been married.
Now I wish to get acquainted with you with that end in view.
For the purpose of family creation in the future.
I hope that you are searching the same. After a while we will understand,
How much we come nearer and we approach to each other, for development of real relations.
My former relations with the man were short, I was disappointed in it.
I was disappointed in all Russian men.
Therefore I have decided to get acquainted with the man on the Internet.
I hope to meet here a kind and cultural man. For me it's not a problem if you
some years are more senior than I. I always liked older men. I think,
that an adult man, seriously thinks about life, and  will not play with me games.
Therefore I have written to you. I can trust you and  be completely frank with you in all.
I work as a doctor, my work takes from me a lot of time and forces. Therefore, I ask
To be patience with me as I can be occupied with work if you in any day
Do not receive my letter, it means I am strongly occupied with work, and could not write to you.
I mean I will necessarily write to you next day. I like my work very much,
It is pleasant for me to be good to people. To be a good doctor I should always
be in the form and forces. To work as a doctor, I got a special education and the diploma
of the doctor. I studied at the university for long years.
Then I passed training for several years. After that,
I began working in the hospital. I work as a doctor-therapist.
At the university, I had to pay for my education. To pay for the study,
It was necessary for me to work much. I sold ice-cream, I was the croupier in a casino.
I lost the father at an early age, my mum could not afford to feed me
And to pay for my education. I had to work independently. At school, since 15 years old,
I have been occupied in volleyball, I many times took part at city competitions.
Sports have always been  interesting to me, in it I found fun,
dialogue with other girls  and good physical form.
I now continue to go in for sports. Thanks to sports, I am in the good physical form.
I am a person who always tries to enjoy the life.
But the life often was not fair to me. It's always very hard.
I am a weak, defenceless girl and don't have  man's support, and I lack it.
But I always overcome all difficulties in a life. I very much would like, that in my life,
There was a man who will ba a support and assistant in the Life.
The man with whom I can feel myself the favourite and happy woman. I hope, that
You will be fair with me. I also promise, to be always fair with you. I hate a deceit.
The deceit in the relation is a very big meanness, I do not respect such people.
Deceit it is very bad, I will not allow to deceive myself. I know from acquaintances,
That there are a lot of people on the Internet who deceive, and are not serious in relations,
and because of them other people who are fair and serious in the intentions,
are afraid to get acquainted and cannot trust completely each other. I want that in our relations,
we trust and are truthful in 100 .
I do not know wether you will believe to me, but I am for the first time on the Internet.
They love each other and at them this feeling is mutual.
 Michael is a busnessman. Now they are very happy.
They married and have two beautiful children.
I liked Maria's experience and therefore I have decided to write you the letter.
 I do not know, how you will react, but I wish to be frank with you.
I wish to ask you a question on which I wish to receive your answer. Tell me your opinion.
Do you think two persons who has got acquainted in letters through the Internet can  become the
family and create a family in the future???
Can  it be with us??? I wish to know your opinion concerning it.
On it I will finish the letter.
And I will look forward to your letter.
You have woken in me the hope, that we can be special for each other.
Please, write to me on my e-mail address
With this letter, I send you my photos. I will be glad if you send me your photo.
I will wait foryour letter, sincerely,
your Elmira.

 

KERLEY'S RESPONSE

From: James Kerley
Date: 12 October 2010
To: James Kerley
Subject: Wow!

Elmira!
Such a beautiful letter you sent. And the pictures are beyond words.

I wrote you a poem

There once was a girl called elmira,
I saw her picture and had to be near her,
She lived far away, but anything I'd pay
To sit down and drink vodka with Elmira.

Send more pictures please!

Yours in anticipation,

Jimmy K

 

ELMIRA'S RESPONSE

From: Elmira
Date: 13 October 2010
To: James Kerley
Subject: Wow!

 

Hello my friend!
I am very glad to see your letter. It is very pleasant for  me to receive your answer.
After sending the first letter to you I thought about you a lot and waited for your letter. Now I am happy that we continue it is pleasant to me and it is interesting to write to you letters.
I hope that you have the same feelings to me in it.
In this letter I wish to ask you some questions, I hope that you do not object to my questions which I shall ask.
As we continued  the correspondence,It is very important to know, how much the person can listen to you and show  attention to you. And so my first question, that I wish to know is what are you doing for living? Your work?
What are especially you occupied with? Your hobbies? What would you like to do in your life?
Why I ask these  simple questions -  when you will begin answer me,
I can understand about you vital representation as you behave in a life.
I want you to know, that I know English, I write  you letters without wave programs of the translator,
I use services of the translator only when I lost a word. Please I ask you to be
patient to me because when you ask any questions, and I do not answer,
probably it's that I could not understand completely their sense,
ask me these questions again in more detail.
Now I shall tell  you a little about work. First of all I want to tell, that it is a very rigid
work and takes a big attention in the attitude to other people's demands.I am a doctor.
Mainly my duty is the service of people, I have to see that my patients are under the correct control
and supervision of their attending physicians.
I  watch that patients take medicines in time and get injections, and that the doctors  use all norms and rules of treatment that are appointed.
Also I write down about the changes of their health in their hospital book. My colleagues also help me with it.
Sometimes we often argue in occasion of correctness of assignment of a kind of treatment to the patient, but it more happens so that my colleagues agree with me, and are convinced of correctness of my decision.
 Often when people who became healthy recover and leave the hospital, and this is what we always go to and try to achieve,  it happens, that from my patients I should accept flowers as a sign of their gratitude as their treatment has passed successfully, when they did not hope in general for such result.
I observe that all the treatment has been executed according to rules of the list.
You understand ,I have  to be firm.
And I am as a woman don't get enough good, care and caress.
At my work I am not allowed to have any relations with patients and the personnel,
but you -  you should know I simply, would like to have tenderness of love and tenderness from the beloved. I wish to get acquainted with you.
Very often, when I am free in free days, I read a fiction or novels. my house library is not big and I often take books from the City library.Usually I think what is the sense in reading books. And here is  to what conclusion I have come.
I read to fill the life with fine moments, even those I take from books, in fact I don't
 have vital beautiful moments, and I  would like them to go through my life. I put myself in the place of book heroes, and  I try to understand  their experience in the novels. I want that in my life there would be a beautiful novel with  the man who loves me.
I do not like to waist the  time, time is simple, and I always do something so that
I do not think of grief, it helps to forget about grief and boredom.
Very important value which I adhere is " To be dear  " to the close person and to those people who are around me, but I know that many of them are not such people to me. But it is necessary to respect  all people (even when they do not deserve this).
 I am a very lonely person. And my age is not so young, for me it is necessary to find the place in life and to create a family.
 I need very much  man's attention and care.
Now you understand why I have decided to write only to you?
I can tell about my character that I am  critical to myself. I always try to put myself
 in a society so that not to offend  other people.
I respect opinion of other people and I listen to them. I do not love people who are  egoists.
I concern to criticism loyally. But I always accept it from people.. And what about you,
do you respect opinion of other people.I try to give you a picture of myself,
a small representation about it so that you actually have understood what I am the person.. I hope, that you will write to me and tell to me more about you.
Thanks for your attention.

On it I will stop, and I will write to you later.
I ask you to send your photo!!!

Sincerely yours, Elmira.

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