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I lost several brain cells last night after I watched back-to-back episodes of the show ‘Holly’s World’. It is a reality show that follows the life of Holly Madison, Hugh Heffner’s old girlfriend. She was one of the original chicks from ‘Girls at the Playboy Mansion’. I don’t know what it is with reality shows and me but I am a complete sucker. I know I get dumber by the minute watching them but I can’t resist, I’m a reality show junky.
Last night on Holly’s World, Holly took her 21-year-old friend, Angel, to the plastic surgeon to purchase her some breasts for her birthday. Just an average gift to give your mate!! While they were at the plastic surgeon’s deciding on what cup size to become, they gave themselves the ‘saggy boob test’. Before I explain this test I need to make it clear that this is absolute rubbish and by all means do it for fun, but laugh at the result because it’s a complete crock.
Standing in front of the mirror with no top on you put a pencil under your boob. If the pencil drops you have perkers but if you hold the pencil just with your boob then you apparently have saggers. I tried this ludicrous experiment after my night with Holly and according to my HB pencil my right breast is beautifully perky. My left breast however held onto the pencil for dear life. I found this result to be quite beneficial. Now I know I’m getting around as a human pencil case, I will whip my pencils under my boozie instead of behind the ear. No one will be stealing it now!
Watching these kinds of shows makes me grateful that as soon as I turn them off I slip into my relatively normal existence where my friends buy me flowers for my birthday not a bigger set of knockers.