Boob jobs are so passé… for pirates anyway. Yep, it seems that bigger is not better on the set of the new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie.
The director is allegedly refusing to hire women with breast implants.
It gives hope to women with bee stings for breasts. Cancel that book job ladies… pirates should jiggle the natural way me-hearties.
It's a good thing too. Think about it; you're a pirate chick fighting your way towards a massive treasure chest when, blow me down - your own fake chest explodes. Nope, there's no place for plastic surgery amongst the bad girls and boys of the sea. Then again, breasts of the bouyant variety could save lives when ships sink.
In other Pirates news, Keira Knightley is out and Penelope Cruz is in. She's signed onto the 4th Pirates Of The Caribbean movie - where she'll play Blackbeard’s daughter. Will there be some Depp on Cruz action? Let’s bloody well hope so.