Ahead of his looming wedding Russell Brand has revealed his ultimate stag night, but it doesn't involve fiancee Katy Perry.
The comedian, who already has dibs on this serious spunk, couldn't help but include two more pop starlets in his stag night fantasy.
During a chat with Mirror.co.uk Brand confessed his desires, "I'm gonna get Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift to perform a lesbian show on my lap.
"I'm gonna shrink them down till they're the size of dollies."
Considering Katy Perry's fondness of kissing girls and pushing boundaries, we're willing to be that she's backing Brand's fantasy.
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