Sharon Osbourne says Simon Cowell is: “the victim of small penis syndrome”

We thought Sharon Osbourne had got all the anger off her chest at being dragged into the Simon Cowell, Dannii Minogue saga yesterday – but maybe not so.

She’s lashed out at Simon once again for opening up about his conquests with Dannii, and has come up with a theory as to why he’s done so:

"I think he is a victim of small-penis syndrome" she said on The Talk yesterday.

She hastily added (yet again) that she didn’t leave X Factor because of his affair with the Aussie star saying:

“It's not my business, I don't care, I'm not interested and that is not the reason why I left, and I'm like, pissed off because you've got a whole career, you've got a whole everything to talk about—about your achievements, about what you've done for the world of competition and everything. Why bring Mrs. O into your messing around?"

We’ll forgive Sharon for referring to herself in the third person like that because frankly her small penis comment was so brilliant we’ll be smiling about it all afternoon.