The Situation's guide to "getting it in" hits bookstores
Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation Sorrentino could be about to go from "beating up the beat" to the bestseller list, following the release of his new book.
The title of the reality television star's tome on being a guido is almost as long as the flimsy book itself: Here's The Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore.
Touted as a bible for "the Situation nation" it includes all kinds of handy hints on defusing grenades, "getting it in" and late-night drunken pasta cooking.
The Situation claims it will: "Take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations. From there it's my guide to the Jersey Shore".
It is sure to include some DTF tips, although The Situation's success is usually limited to grenades only.
And as for his wingman tips, Pauly D will probably vouch that The Situation doesn't know what he's talking about here either.