Snooki has found love on the boardwalk with a guido juicehead who loves fame as much as she does.
A fellow by the name of Jeff Miranda is her new man and the two have been spotted swapping spit and creeping on each other the past few days in Seaside Heights.
Jeff loves her so much, he's already gone in to bat for Snooks on his Facebook, writing: "People, no more Snooki talk.
"Her name is Nicole Polizzi by the way. All I’m saying is we have a great time together. She is an amazing girl and couldn’t ask for any more.
"I am not making further any comments about Nicole and myself. When the time is right you will be updated."
But Jeff's friends reckon he is a famewhore wanna-be who has transformed himself into a juicehead in the hopes of landing Snooki and her fame.
"I've known Jeff for a long time. The guy is a player," a friend told US tabloids.
"This whole guido thing is something totally new. He's become a gym rat and hooked-up with Snooki to get popularity and fame. Let's face it, the guy wants to be a star."
But Jeff told People that is all a lie: "If they offered me to be on the show over Nicole, I’d say no. I said, ‘F**k the cameras, let’s run away.’ I want people to stop hating. It’s not about fame, it’s about me being happy."
Hmm, well if he isn't telling the truth we can rely on The Situation to kick his butt when things go pair shaped.
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