Forget commemorative plates and tea towels, the royal wedding souvenir of choice this year has got to be Crown Jewel Condoms.
With the slogan, "Lie back and think of England", they are definitely way more exciting than commemorative items of yore.
But the royal frangers are causing quite a stir, with the upper-class branding them "hurtful" to Prince William and Kate Middleton's reputation.
Whatever. We think they're completely hilarious. Their website boasts that they combine "the strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be" promising a "royal union of pleasure".
So why exactly should you pony up cash (they're around $8) for a box of these three commemorative condoms?
As the ad copy says: "Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion." Oh and they're "lavishly lubed" and "regally ribbed".
And just like the royal family, they're completely useless, with the fine print warning: "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."