Vagazzling…WTF? Jennifer Love Hewitt blings up her bits
Wow, gone are the days when Jennifer Love Hewitt was an innocent little teen on ‘Party Of Five’. You can also wave goodbye to the days when “getting ready to go out” involved a bit of lippy and shaving your legs. These days, the rich and famous add bling to their fingers, around their neck and to their erm… private parts.
The not-so-private Love Hewitt revealed details of the new craze to hit Hollywood: Vagazzling. What is it you ask?
Well, imagine girl bits completely covered with little sparkly crystals. Love Hewitt does it… and it looks like it’s going to catch on. She revealed the intimate details in a talk show interview.
"After a breakup a friend of mine Swarovski Crystaled my 'precious lady' and it shined like a disco ball and so I have a whole chapter in there about how women should 'vagazzle' their va-jay-jays."
Is that where Lady Gaga got the term “disco stick”? Is there a glue gun involved? So many questions...
Seriously, the mind boggles. It does however, give a whole new excuse for running late to meetings and events. “I’m so sorry, I had to finish vagazzling my va-jay-jay”.
It will also give rock stars an excuse to wear sunnies in bed. No one wants to be blinded by the harsh glare of their partner’s nether regions. See, we’re all winners.