Valentine's Day... honestly, do we give a toss? We should probably all just make like Macquarie bankers and look at porn all day.
If you want to score on V-Day (and keep your day job), a movie might be the best bet. The hottest flick for lovers this year will be "Valentine's Day". It's packed with more A-listers than your average rehab centre and the chicks are sure to love it.
The stars at the premiere were more than happy to share their Valentine's advice with LA correspondent Sal Morgan. My advice it to take Julia Robert's advice and get naked. You can't lose.
Jessica Alba: “We are pretty spontaneous, we try to squeeze in a smooch here & there – a note to say I love you."
Julia Roberts: “Make a nice dinner reservation, have a nice glass of wine then go home & take your top off. I’d say it’s a recipe for success wouldn’t you say Bradley Cooper?"
Bradley Cooper: “Absolutely… and then your bottom." Also… “Smile a lot and say you’re sorry.”
Bryce Robinson: I don’t know, I’m not very good at it myself! (he’s barely eleven years-old).
Jennifer Garner: Don’t get too serious about it… just have romance with your girlfriends or use it to say hi to people in the grocery store – it doesn’t matter.
Ashton Kutcher: If you expect nothing, you’ll receive everything. If you expect everything, you’ll receive nothing.
Hector Elizondo: Speak from the heart, otherwise, the next best thing is to be out of town.