Ash, Kip & Luttsy’s Celebrity Apprentice review – Thu 26th April

Ash’s favourite show on tele is providing all the drama of last season, minus Deni Hines, who the guys had hoped would be replaced by Zaetta.

“I think she [Zaetta] was kind of the one that everybody loved to hate in the show” remarked Ash.

“It wasn’t like last year with Deni Hines, because she hasn’t hung around that long, she hasn’t made that much of an impact.

“It’s a little disappointing really [that Zaetta has been fired]… I dunno, she was a good villain on the show,” countered Kip.

Ash shifted his focus to Ben Dark and Dicko, who he can’t stand, “I find it hard to warm to Ben Dark.”

“[Watching Dark and Dicko] reminded me of everything I hate about bad radio.

Amazing Race winner Nathan Jolliffe was next in the firing line.

“Who the hell is Nathan Jollife?” Ash exclaimed.

“I cannot stand this bloke!

“He talks as if he’s Justin Bieber, as if we all know who he is!

“Wasn’t he on a cooking show?” questioned Luttsy.

“He strikes me as someone who’s been handsome his entire life and feels like he’s entitled” added Kip.

Model and Waterskiing champion Lauryn Eagle has been at loggerheads with Zaetta and Next Top Model judge Charlotte Dawson throughout the series, leading Patti Newton to take Eagle under her wing.

With all the controversy surrounding Patti’s son, Matt Newton, in the United States, Ash questions whether this is a good thing for Eagle.

“If I’m Lauryn Edwards [Eagle], I’m saying to Patti ‘hey listen, I’ve seen how you mother and I’m not sure I want that kind of mentoring’” said Ash.

“I’m just saying, I wouldn’t want to be one of her children.