When Fitzy and Wippa heard Eastgardens had collapsed, they thought of the shops that could be affected and broke into song.
Fitzy and Wippa sing for the shops of Westfield Eastgardens after a car park partially collapsed on Tuesday.
Shops had re-opened by Wednesday except the food court. Rest in peace.
Where were you when Eastgardens collapsed? You could have been smashing pad thai at your good mate Charlie Chans That’s the noise we heard yesterday Knocked over the racks of clothes in Sportsgirl, Susan and Supre A tragedy before our eyes I felt so crook in the guts I couldn’t eat one of Garlo’s Pies Straight to Paradise to save the pets It scuffed the leather shoes in the good old Betts and Betts Farm Fresh Meats to save the chops For some reason no-one saved anything from the Reject Shop No-one’s in Bupa to make a claim Have you heard the high pitched squeals from the nerds at EB Games? Have Foot Locker lost their kicks? Couldn’t even eat a treasure chest in the trusty Fish N Chix I speared my make up at Price Attack Even Ron Bennett and Roger David ended up in Tarocash But the one place we said a prayer Is the only place you go that cheaply cuts your hair We wait, we hope, we feel crook in the guts Oh Lord don’t damage an eight buck cut from our mates at old Just Cuts