Have we uncovered the truth about Madonna's cancelled Aussie tour?
A man claiming to be Madonna’s private dancer says the pop queen pulled the pin on her trip to Australia after watching Channel 10’s The Shire on Monday night.
Wippa spoke to someone sounding a lot like Fitzy, who had plenty of scoops on the 'real' Madonna.
Apparently she's a whole lot older than she lets on, and actually grew up with the Virgin Mary, which led to the song 'Like A Virgin'.
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