Our producer Stifler's put his car up for sale on drive.com.au and it's had quite a bit of interest, thanks to Merrick's "creative" interpretation of its specs.
It's a piece of shit, basically.
Still, working at a radio station, we've got access to talent. And talent, as we know, is probably worth more than this car.
Behold Ricki-Lee Coulter's catchy new track, "Stifler's Car". If you don't want to buy it after this, there's something very wrong with your eardrums.
Here are the lyrics, penned by Merrick himself. The karaoke version will be out soon.
Stifler is a friend, yeah, he's always been a good friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Stifler's got himself a car and I want to make it mine And he's washing it with his eyes And he’s loving that cars body, I just know it Yeah ‘n he’s going thru drive thru, late at night
You know, I wish that I had Stifler's car, I wish that I had Stifler's car. Where can I find a vehicle like that Not a Daihatsu charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change You know, I feel so dirty when I try to drive a ute I wanna w.r.x but there is no room in the boot 'Cos I’m washing all those tyres And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it And he's cruizin thru maccas late, late at night