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Budget schmudget... How do you get bang for your student buck?Number one rule - when you go out you MUST sneak a water bottle full of vodka in to the club. We've been known to sticky tape one around our tummy's and hide it under our dress. Another trick I've learnt - drink cards entitle you to a basic spirit/soft drink OR a shot but won't normally get you a vodka red bull (my drink of choice) even if you offer 2 drink cards in return for your one drink. So the trick is to order a shot of vodka with one drink card, then order a red bull with the other as this is completely within the rules of the drink card. Then ask for a glass and mix it all together. The bar tender's usually aren't too impressed because they've been out-smarted by a super drunk blondie! Looking nice can be expensive too. So I found a job where the perks would take some of the pressure off my bank account - at a solarium! They offer beauty treatments, spray tans...That has helped me a lot!! Melbourne men need to... what?Melbourne men need to learn how to go out and have a good time without getting into silly fights over stupid things - SO UNATTRACTIVE! They also need to learn to appreciate a good thing when it falls in their lap, they only seem to realise once it's too late!