Ed picked five random things, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer (because he watched all seven series over Christmas) and two characters from Aussie film Chopper – Neville Bartos and Chopper himself (Uncle Chop Chop). Ed said his booking agent funded the film Chopper.
So then it was over to Fitzy and Wippa who have done some great song parodies but they’ve always been able to choose what they were about!
But it did get the thumbs up from Ed, who actually called it “genius” when he first heard it, then backed it up the next day by saying it could be “an international hit”!
MORE: All Fitzy and Wippa's song parodies
LYRICS
Give me fresh snapper
Two pieces of flake and a half a dozen oysters
I’ll grab a good bottle of wine from my old man’s cellar
And dedicate the night to Sarah Michelle Gellar
And I’ll watch Buffy with desire
As she slays each individual vampire
She’s in control like a midget playing mini golf
That was my one midget joke and I apologise
Give me a little cash to me Neville Bloody Bartos
Why would I shoot his knee and then whiz him off to the hospital? It defeats the purpose
Chop, Chop, Chop Chop, Chop, it’s your Uncle Chop
Chop, Chop, Chop Chop, Chop, it’s your Uncle Chop
Chop, Chop, Chop Chop, Chop, it’s your Uncle Chop
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