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Fitzy and Wippa "The Man Boobs Song"

As heard on Fitzy and Wippa: The Musical!

Fitzy and Wippa: The Musical kicked off with Wippa's song about his man boobs. Because everybody needs a man-bosom for a pillow!

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LYRICS

I was born with these breasts and my mum Mumma said they’re the best breasts in town. Take a look around. (Testify)

As a man with the best breasts in town my Mumma where’s the rest, your sister could do with something on her chest. She ain’t got nothing. (I need a Double D help)

I was hurting, I was hurting, feeling down, depressed about my breasts (Praise the breasts) when my daddy sat me down he said forget the rest, ignore those thugs, ‘cos you’ve got massive jugs. You’re the man with the cans. You’re the man with a giant set of cans. You’re the man yeah. (Redeem the cleavage)

But I kept strong, said they were wrong, until they seen me in my bikini, diving in and making a splash looking like Kim Kardashian.

Have you ever wondered what would you do, if you in my shoes People thinking to themselves is it a Henry or is Helen ‘cos my face looks like a man but they’re staring at my melons, yeah.

All men love a good breast, and they’ll confess. Some would even say that they’re obsessed And I’m just like any other guy and I’m not going to lie but it’s tough being a bloke when there’s a best set of breasts that are sitting on your own chest.

I want to get everyone in to celebrate with me now. Fitzy help me.

I’ve got boobs
He’s got boobs

Everyone needs a male bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a male bosom
Everyone needs a male bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a male bosom

Thank you for coming along tonight everybody, you’re all here to see one thing and that one thing is sitting on my chest.

It’s my boob-boob-boob-boob-boobs. Boob-boob-boob-boobs. Boob-boob-boob-boob-boobs.

Audio production: Richard Culph