It's set to the tune of the old Creed single "Higher".
LYRICS
Each Monday we’re taken to another world
With a show on Channel 10
A group of people living on the beach
And most of them are a total waste of space
Are they fair dinkum and do they talk that way?
Do they understand the images they portray?
Are they acting or is it reality?
Is it Jersey Shore or just a shit Home and Away?
What’s up with The Shire?
It’s not like that when we drink at Northies
What’s up with The Shire?
It’s the first time I’ve questioned my TV
Well there’s Sophie and Vernessa
It looks like someone has electrocuted their face
And then there’s Beckaa spelt with a double a
In a relationship with her old man that’s so creepy
And then there’s Riff Raff who raps all day
And spits out lyrics to his trendy little mates
Are they from Miranda or out Bankstown way?
Are they smoking cones because they seem off their face
What’s up with The Shire?
They aren’t taking out any local spelling bees
What’s up with The Shire?
Give me a yell when it goes straight to DVD
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