This time it's an original song, dedicated to Tom Cruise and his recent break up with wife Katie Holmes.
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LYRICS
Maverick and Top Gun, he was boy wonder
Col Trickle in Days of Thunder
She started out with James Van Der Beek
Hooking up with all the blokes on Dawson’s Creek
He’s the man that the girls want most
Unless mum’s cooking a lamb roast
She was tall and her body was slender
Poor old Tom looking up to Grant Denyer
He still made a move, Tom is no slouch
Jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch
He rang her and they fell in love
She wears him at premieres like a glove
She’s introduced to Tom’s religion
What happens next? Ask Nicole Kidman
It’s over
TomKat it’s over
It’s finished it’s done, just get through it your head
Katie is entitled to half his bread
We need an answer to this rage and fury
Who do we go to? Wait up just ask Suri
“I can only look for businesses in the United States”
No I meant Suri Cruise
“Yeah right, hilarious, Michael Wipfli everyone, he’s done it again”
We’re worried about Tom because he’s getting older
And he’s been hanging out with Jonny Travolta
Love needs to be planted and the seeds sprout
You can’t live with them, you cant live without
Love is an emotional rollercoaster
You can get burned if you leave it in a toaster
Someone please tell me I’m losing the plot
Like Tom's decision to do Eyes Wide Shut
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