Forever Lazy snuggie suit

Now you can look like a big, fat, lazy teletubbie thanks to Forever Lazy - a lounge suit that puts the Snuggie to shame.

The fleecy, zip-up suit promises to keep you warm in winter, whether you're rocking it at the footy, in the lounge room or at your desk.

And best of all it has zippered escape hatches for when you gotta go.

Anyone who actually buys one of these is beyond help. You will never see them at the pub again.