Ever since the Jordyn Woods/Khloe Kardashian/Tristan Thompson scandal broke we haven’t just been wondering what will happen to Khloe – we were concerned for Kylie Jenner as well.
Since Jenner was 14, her and Woods have been inseparable until now.
We’ve seen the countless memes of errbody auditioning to be Jenner’s new BFF, but what we really want to know is: who is going to replace Jordyn, because Stormi can’t go without a babysitter for much longer.
me performing for kylie and kris jenner in my audition to be kylie’s new best friend pic.twitter.com/Yf8fAdAyBR
— Gabby Dance (@gabrielladance_) February 20, 2019
In our eyes, there are five candidates in the running to be the ‘Self-Made’ Billionaire’s new Jordyn:
5. Victoria Villarroel
Villarroel is Jenner’s personal assistant. It’s her job to manage Jenner’s work schedule and her social media accounts. Bet you’re wondering how TF she landed that role?! Well, she was an intern at Kris Jenner’s company, Jenner Communications, from 2012-2014 before being promoted to Jenner’s assistant in 2015.
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Side note: it was Villarroel’s birthday this week and the whole Kardashian/Jenner family (minus Kim) celebrated by throwing a surprise roller skating party.
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4. Anastasia Karanikolaou
More commonly known as ‘Stassie’, Jenner and the blonde babe hung out in the same group for a long time before they found out they “were in love with each other”. She has teamed up with clothing line Pretty Little Thing and has a YouTube channel.
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She also made an appearance at Villarroel’s surprise bday bash:
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3. Harry Hudson
One of our absolute favourite guests on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Hudson is a singer and a social media motivator. He is not only close to Kylie but also big sister Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner. Hudson was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2013 when he was just 19 years old. He is now cancer-free and advocates for young people diagnosed with cancer.
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2. Tiffany Sorya
Sorya met Jenner in an interesting way: she was Jenner’s private tutor! Cosmopolitan reports Sorya once said that Jenner was an “outspoken” and “opinionated” student and “she hated subjects that tested her ability to come up with the right answer.” She was also invited to the surprise bday bash (note: no Woods).
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1. And the winner is… Heather Sanders
Jenner has reportedly been leaning on Sanders since the Woods betrayal. The girls met at Kendall Jenner’s 16th birthday party and have been friends ever since. Woods is also friends with Sanders – well, at least up until the Tristan scandal – and they appeared in Jenner’s pregnancy announcement video together.
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So apologies to everyone who applied for the role of Kylie Jenner’s BFF, applications are now closed. We’re sure Jenner Communications will keep your information on file for the next betrayal.
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